In which I end up in Vegas with the most wonderful people ever.

by Bob on May 25, 2011

Settling into my seat on US Airways Flight something-or-other at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport, I overhear the girl behind me say, “Four days in Vegas is just too much.” After the weekend I’d just spent at Bloggers in Sin City, I couldn’t help but turn around and respond, “Four day in Vegas is not nearly enough.

It’s true, and if you don’t believe me, it’s because you weren’t there. As you may be able to tell, I’m brand-new to the blogging thing. So how the hell did I end up in Vegas with the most kick-ass group of bloggers on the planet? Jenn is how, and boy, do I owe her big time for telling me about the trip, and more “Thank You’s” than I know how to manage need to be sent off in Nicole’s general direction for the insane amount of work and flawless planning she did to bring everyone together.

My first instinct after hearing about this little adventure was this: “Going to Vegas where I’ll be one of six guys with a group of fifty women is the greatest idea of all time.” My next instinct didn’t hit until I was already at our opening mixer and my Twitter handle was being Sharpie-d on my arm: “Holy crap, I don’t know ANY of these people, and they ALL seem to know each other.” Then the bartender started pouring the tequila, Blogger Bingo started rolling (thanks, Molly!), and I realized for the first of many times this weekend that I couldn’t have been more right about something: showing up and hanging out with this group, who turned out to be incredibly inclusive, friendly, and downright amazing, WAS the greatest idea of all time.

The remainder of the weekend is somewhat of a whirlwind, and I hope I can do it justice. This is Vegas, after all. Sleep was simply not in the equation.

Not when you’ve got delicious dinner at Mon Ami Gabi, a chocolate orgasm on the tongue at Sugar Factory Chocolate Lounge, the awe-inducing acrobatics and side-splitting hysterics of Absinthe, and Nico’s trademark Misleading Robot dance moves while enjoying VIP bottle service on a gorgeous nightclub roofdeck with the hottest blogger girls in Vegas.

Not when you’ve got early-morning business breakfast conversation with the brilliant Jenny and Molly, happy hour photo-shoot and my first ever experience as PART of a bachelorette party, which Nicole put together for Kaci, and skipping the line to the hottest situation in Vegas with 50 of your closest brand-new best friends.

Not when you’ve got shenanigans like the Sneaky Snake at In-n-Out burger, so-gigantic-they-should-be-illegal margaritas and a booty-shaking contest poolside, inappropriate storytime in the hotel lobby, and getting photobombed with a book about fellatio at Sunday morning brunch.

Not when you’re fortunate enough to be hanging out, learning about, and falling in love with the single biggest group of the most amazing people in the entire world.

Photo Credit: Rebecca Freeman

The only regret I have about this weekend is that there was SO MUCH to do and so many of us that there was simply no way to spend the kind of time I would have liked with everyone. But, hey! This is the Internet, and we have such wonderful technology to keep in touch, plot travels and meetups all over the place because we’re going through such ridiculous #BiSC-uit withdrawals, and get to know each other better, because it will not be long until we’re all back in Vegas and having the best time of our lives at #BiSC 2012!

  • TJ

    ” I couldn’t help but turn around and respond, “Four day in Vegas is not nearly enough.””

    I love this. LoL

  • http://www.insertcleverlinkhere.com Kelly L.

    Yes, yes, yes, yes. I actually had a similar moment of panic when I got there and was like, SHIT, WHAT DID I DO, I DON’T KNOW ANYONE, but that changed so quickly I almost got whiplash. Best decision I’ve ever made.

    Also, you are a fantastic writer and you better keep up with the blogging, dammit.

  • http://www.wellthatsawkward.wordpress.com Megan Stanley

    We pretty much look like the special-est group of hot-ass bloggers on the internet. Loved it :)

  • http://superduperfantastic.com/ suki

    I so love that we’re calling ourselves #BiSC-uits :) Thank you for being part of my amazing weekend.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Haha, oh man, I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. Also, thank you, and I will! If for no other reason than I’m sure you all have enough blackmail material to keep me blogging for a very long time. :-P

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Thanks TJ! It’s true though. 4 days just doesn’t cut it, especially with this crew.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    I think there’s a good t-shirt design for next year in there somewhere. :)

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    I’m so happy that I could be, and that you were part of mine!

    And, uh, what the hell else are we supposed to call ourselves? :)

  • http://twitter.com/tara_lane Tara Lane

    the TEARS. they just won’t stop.

  • http://carynlevyonline.blogspot.com Caryn

    First blog post? I don’t believe you. Nailed it! We really are the best group of biscuits around. I didn’t know a soul when I arrived but left with family. Pretty wild.

  • http://www.ihatesomuch.com Maxie

    Don’t forget how much fun you had describing what your perfect penis would be like. I’m sure that was a highlight too.

  • http://mininggarnet.wordpress.com/ Garnet

    All these BiSC recaps=massive amounts of jealous.

    Seriously though, everything sounds like it was incredible and I’m sure the pictures and stories don’t even come close to doing the experience justice. Hmmm…perhaps I’ll be a 2012 attendee?

  • Anonymous

    I loved this post. You’re a natural blogger!

    I’m so glad we met. You are rad Bob & rock a hangover baby shirt like no other. I also loved that you attended your first Bachlorette party with us. I attended my first Bachelor party a few years ago & it was a lot of fun.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Okay, okay. First-ish. I’ve been blogging in some form or another since I was in high school (What up, Livejournal?) and this blog used to have some posts that were torched a while back, though I may re-post them at some point.

    I didn’t know a soul when I arrived but left with family.” I really couldn’t have said it better… it’s so true.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Ahem. If you recall, Miss Maxie, I managed to sneaky-snake my ass out of answering that particular question. Perhaps next year. Perhaps.

  • http://www.free-honey.com Becca

    Well this is obviously the most epic way to start a blog EVER! Now that the balls rolling, keep blogging your way to BiSC 2012! So so so thrilled that BiSC brought us all together. It’s definitely going down as one of the best weekends ever!

  • Anonymous

    Glad u have a bloggie now! :) All us Boston peeps need to hang out, maybe even on the road to Rhode Island. ;)

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Thanks G! Are you implying that we should all go hang out on the side of 95?

  • Anonymous

    Well, 295 is also an option. I’m just sayin’

  • Anonymous

    Let’s not rule out 295! It’s right near “BEAUTIFUL NORTH ATTLEBORO MASS!!!”

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    bahahaha.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Guys lets totally go hang out at Emerald Square Mall.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Thanks, Becca! It was so great to meet you, and I’ll do my best to keep the blogging up this time around… I think there’s enough blackmail material floating around to make sure that happens. :)

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    the TEARS. Tara, you are fucking wonderful. I can’t wait until we get to hang out again.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    I’ve gotta be honest, they really don’t come close. It’s all the little things like sideways glances, hugs, and out-of-nowhere inside jokes that weren’t or couldn’t be captured that really make the difference. Definitely come next year!

  • Anonymous

    YES! We can play a game I’ve been developing (or “birthing” in this case) called, “teen pregnancy bingo”

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Thank you, Simone! You’re incredible and reading your blog has been rocking my world for a while, so it was amazing to finally meet you.

  • Anonymous

    Aw, thanks! I’m so happy you like Skinny Dip. I’m looking forward to reading
    yours now too!

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    That game is illegal in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Unless you’re in Gloucester, then it’s mandatory.

  • http://www.ginnyissassy.blogspost.com Ginny

    Let’s not forget about hanging out in the lovely western half of the state. Nothing says party like Leominster! What what!

  • http://www.ginnyissassy.blogspot.com Ginny

    Did we get you to start blogging!!! ONE OF US. ha ha

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Yes. IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT. Cry.

  • http://lea1022.tumblr.com Leah

    I can’t believe you remember the dinner at Mon Ami Gabi. You are the best admitting-you’re-wasted-while-acting-completely-sober guy I have EVER met!

  • http://cattails.me Anonymous

    you are officially one of my favorite people, forever and ever. this is just the beginning of what i am certain will be a long standing and much cherished friendship. <3

  • http://www.lifeaftercollege.org jennyblake

    LOVE this post, and so happy for you for reviving Damn The Box! You rock, Calise :)

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Thanks, Jenny!

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Likewise, Cat, and I certainly hope so. :)

  • http://nicopolitan.com/ nicopolitan

    Hehe misleading robot! This is trademarked now that you’ve posted about it. Just sayin’.

    I know we were pretty much the only options we had as far as roommates go, but what a convenient match, right?

    KEEP THIS BLOG UP, YO.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Okay, so it’s now officially The Misleading Robot™. I will laugh my ass off if this blog post is ever used in trademark-related litigation in the future.

    Yeah man, it was great to meet and room with you in Vegas. I’m hoping to get back out to California sometime during the fall, so hopefully we can grab a beer or some shit.

    Actually having people who care enough to bust my balls into posting is going to make this blog a ton easier to maintain. So pumped.

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  • http://terra-bear.com terra

    I had so much fun with you and I am so, so glad you came you. Thank you for all the sweet things you said to be and thank for helping me pass the time on Sunday. That was seriously one of the best, most hilarious days of my whole entire life and I’ve got to thank you for that. And yay for #BiSC 2012!!!

    (Sneaky snake goes dancin’! A wiggling and a hissin!)

  • http://bodena.blogspot.com Ameena

    ahhhh! such a pleasure to meet you! look forward to getting to know you even better! well written post, btw :)

  • http://jennbollenbacher.com/blog Jenn

    You’re fucking welcome!!!

    Haha but seriously, SO GLAD I convinced you to come (twss) and that you had such a blast. You’re awesome :)

  • http://mshort.wordpress.com/ Mikael

    I was laughing out loud with the mention of the Sneaky Snake… wow. This weekend was too epic and I second your “Four days in Vegas isn’t enough” statement.
    You are one of the coolest guys I’ve ever met! I’m so glad you came! I don’t think BiSC would have been the same without you…
    I told my mom that I may be kidnapped by some people from Boston but until then the internets and phones can help us keep us in contact. ;) Miss ya already!

  • http://prettysandyfeet.com katelin

    LOVE this recap. so much fun meeting you and hanging out and just yes. love it all.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    A bunch of my Boston and college friends were like, “What the hell is this sneaky snake crap all about?” So, uh, I posted it.
    http://damnthebox.com/the-sneaky-snake/

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Aw, Mikael, you’re too damn sweet, and I miss you already too! You’re hands-down one of the most amazing (and talented) people I’ve ever met in my life. And tell your mom not to worry, there will be no kidnapping… but we will peer pressure the ever-loving hell out of you until you move here! :)

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    You’re damn right I am! :)

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Thanks, Ameena!

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Hahahaha, thanks Leah!

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  • Anonymous

    The one recap that I thought might include some attempted bathroom shenanigans. I guess I’ll have to post about that after all.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Aw, Katherine! I was planning on saving that for a separate post that I’ve got in the works, but if you want to blog about it, be my guest. :)

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Aw, thanks Katelin… I really enjoyed hanging out with you and Matt, too!

  • Anonymous

    We could of course, BOTH write about it, I guess.

  • http://damnthebox.com/ Bob

    Come find me on gchat at some point. I’m actually hell-bent on completing that specific mission, so pre- and post- narratives will be in order.

  • Anonymous

    I’m pretty sure the invite I just put in on gchat was like the 5th time I tried to invite you. Accept so we can chat already!

  • http://www.kacijohanna.com/ Kaci

    I have the same “regret” – not enough time with people. I don’t even think I got to meet everybody. Suck!

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